Tuesday, 3 February 2009

The Underground Man is Watching You (in association with the neighbourhood watch)

My first 'official' post on this blog has gained me one follower.
One post=one follower.
Theres something there I think. Lets see how the internet reacts to this post. Will there be another follower this time tomorrow. I very much doubt so.

We had a visitor today to the flat. His name was David and he worked for the council of Edinburgh. He was banging on about some sort of anti-social behaviour acts of terrorism on my lovely quite street. He asked if I would mind if he sent out a diary in which I would keep a note of any sort of anti-social behaviour on the street.
The fool didn't know I already have a diary in the form of this blog but he was old and has probably no idea that the internet exists let alone is pretty much constantly buzzing around in the sky.
When he left, I realised that keeping a note on what your anti-social neighbours are up to is a form of spying otherwise known as being part of the neighbourhood watch. Although not officially a neighbourhood watch the principles are the same if not identical. I always knew that one day I am destined to join such a society, but it upsets me to realise that I caved in so early in life.
Here is a picture to let you know the sort of crowd I am now involved with. As pleasent as this bunch of characters look, I am fairly confident they hold a dark secret....don't know what yet but give it time. Give it time.




Strangly enough, McSly did not partake in my discussion with David, even though he was in the flat at the time of the visit!
Suspicious - I think so. This leads me to believe that McSly probably has something to do with the anti-social behaviour so I will have to keep an eye on him. He is always throwing big blocks of lead onto the floor in a vain attemt perturb our neighbour downstairs. She will rue the day.
In a strange twist to the end of this post - I will include a literary quote to give my follower(s) something to think about.
"...in injection moulding, a reciprocating ram is used rather than a screw" from Engineering Design with Polymers and Composites
Great stuff, wouldn't you say.

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